Picture the sun as the origin of two intersecting 6-dimensional hyperplanes from which we can deduce a certain transformational sequence which gives us the terminal velocity of a rubber duck.

I'll scuff my feet on the carpet and zap your nose hairs unless you TALK mister!

It's a shame lightsabers aren't open source.

As seen on slashdot about what you can do with your cable modems:
(http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=32387&cid=3495418):

Summary: It's not about how you handle your equipment, it's where
you have permission to stick it.

The post is by "redgekko"

I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself, Dijkstra would not have liked this", well that would be enough immortality for me.