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Picture the sun as the origin of two intersecting 6-dimensional hyperplanes from which we can deduce a certain transformational sequence which gives us the terminal velocity of a rubber duck.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice,
there is.

I'll scuff my feet on the carpet and zap your nose hairs unless you TALK mister!

— Pitr

"Hello, helpdesk, how may I help you?"
" think the internet server is down, can you reboot it?"
"Uh sure, we'll hit the red button" *click*

It's a shame lightsabers aren't open source.

I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your donut.

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Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

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I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself, Dijkstra would not have liked this", well that would be enough immortality for me.

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As seen on slashdot about what you can do with your cable modems:

Summary: It's not about how you handle your equipment, it's where
you have permission to stick it.

The post is by "redgekko"

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"The biggest problem facing software engineering is the one it will
never solve - politics."

— Gavin Baker

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