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Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

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I mean, if 10 years from now, when you are doing something quick and dirty, you suddenly visualize that I am looking over your shoulders and say to yourself, Dijkstra would not have liked this", well that would be enough immortality for me.

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As seen on slashdot about what you can do with your cable modems:

Summary: It's not about how you handle your equipment, it's where
you have permission to stick it.

The post is by "redgekko"

Computer Quotes 223

"The biggest problem facing software engineering is the one it will
never solve - politics."

— Gavin Baker

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"Don't fear the pen. When in doubt, draw a pretty picture."

— Baker's Third Law of Design.

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Breakpoint 1, main (argc=1, argv=0xbffffc40) at main.c:29
29 printf ("Welcome to GNU Hell!\n");

— "GNU Libtool documentation"

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You will lose an important tape file.

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You're already carrying the sphere!

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You're at Witt's End.

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You're not Dave. Who are you?

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