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nicholas's Quotes

Picture the sun as the origin of two intersecting 6-dimensional hyperplanes from which we can deduce a certain transformational sequence which gives us the terminal velocity of a rubber duck.

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice,
there is.

I'll scuff my feet on the carpet and zap your nose hairs unless you TALK mister!

— Pitr

"Hello, helpdesk, how may I help you?"
"Ahhhh...er...I think the internet server is down, can you reboot it?"
"Uh sure, we'll hit the red button" *click*

It's a shame lightsabers aren't open source.

I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your donut.

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