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Linux Quotes 130

Microsoft is not the answer.
Microsoft is the question.
NO (or Linux) is the answer.
(Taken from a .signature from someone from the UK, source unknown)

Linux Quotes 129

lp1 on fire
(One of the more obfuscated kernel messages)

Linux Quotes 116

"[In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling Emacs what I
thought of it. (The response was, 'Perhaps you could try to be less
abusive.')"
(By Matt Welsh)

Linux Quotes 117

In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
(By has...@rost.abo.fi, Hasse Skrifvars)

Linux Quotes 118

Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing strategy. The phrase
was "Divide and conquer" not "Divide and cock up"
(By iia...@www.linux.org.uk, Alan Cox)

Linux Quotes 119

"It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God."
(By Matt Welsh)

Linux Quotes 120

LILO, you've got me on my knees!
(from David Black, dbl...@pilot.njin.net, with apologies to Derek and the
Dominos, and Werner Almsberger)

Linux Quotes 121

Linux is obsolete
(Andrew Tanenbaum)

Linux Quotes 122

"Linux poses a real challenge for those with a taste for late-night
hacking (and/or conversations with God)."
(By Matt Welsh)

Linux Quotes 123

Linux! Guerrilla UNIX Development Venimus, Vidimus, Dolavimus.
(By m...@ka4ybr.com, Mark A. Horton KA4YBR)

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