Skip to main content

Computer Quotes 214

Your computer account is overdrawn. Please see Big Brother.

Computer Quotes 215

Your fault -- core dumped

Computer Quotes 216

Your files are now being encrypted and thrown into the bit bucket.
EOF

Computer Quotes 217

Your mode of life will be changed to ASCII.

Computer Quotes 219

Your password is pitifully obvious.

Computer Quotes 218

Your mode of life will be changed to EBCDIC.

Computer Quotes 194

You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).--More--

This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--

You are permanently confused.

— Dave Decot

Computer Quotes 195

You have junk mail.

Computer Quotes 192

You have a message from the operator.

Computer Quotes 191

You have a massage (from the Swedish prime minister).

Syndicate content