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Computer Quotes 193

You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.

Computer Quotes 194

You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).--More--

This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--

You are permanently confused.

— Dave Decot

Computer Quotes 195

You have junk mail.

Computer Quotes 196

You have mail.

Computer Quotes 197

You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long
when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to
make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie
chocolate cupcake that's stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.

Computer Quotes 198

You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.

Computer Quotes 199

You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his
favorite formatter is, and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...

Computer Quotes 200

You might have mail.

Computer Quotes 201

You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.

Computer Quotes 202

You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.

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