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Computer Quotes 169

You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.

Computer Quotes 177

You can bring any calculator you like to the midterm, as long as it
doesn't dim the lights when you turn it on.

— Hepler

Computer Quotes 178

You can do this in a number of ways. IBM chose to do all of them.
Why do you find that funny?

— D. Taylor

Computer Quotes 179

You can measure a programmer's perspective by noting his attitude on
the continuing viability of FORTRAN.

— Alan Perlis

Computer Quotes 188

You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.

Computer Quotes 187

You do not have mail.

Computer Quotes 186

You can't take damsel here now.

Computer Quotes 185

"You can't make a program without broken egos."

Computer Quotes 184

You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.

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