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Computer Quotes 187

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Computer Quotes 188

You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.

Computer Quotes 166

"Yacc" owes much to a most stimulating collection of users, who have
goaded me beyond my inclination, and frequently beyond my ability in
their endless search for "one more feature." Their irritating
unwillingness to learn how to do things my way has usually led to my
doing things their way; most of the time, they have been right.

— S. C. Johnson

Computer Quotes 167

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of APL, I shall fear no
evil, for I can string six primitive monadic and dyadic operators together.

— Steve Higgins

Computer Quotes 168

Yes, we will be going to OSI, Mars, and Pluto, but not necessarily in
that order.

— George Michaelson

Linux Quotes 156

"...very few phenomena can pull someone out of Deep Hack Mode, with two
noted exceptions: being struck by lightning, or worse, your *computer*
being struck by lightning."
(By Matt Welsh)

Linux Quotes 157

"Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look up, and am blinded by a bright, white
light. It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God. In
a booming voice, He says: "THIS IS A SIGN. USE LINUX, THE FREE UNIX SYSTEM
FOR THE 386."
(Matt Welsh)

Linux Quotes 158

"We all know Linux is does infinite loops in 5 seconds."
(Linus Torvalds about the superiority of Linux on the Amsterdam
Linux Symposium)

Linux Quotes 159

We are MicroSoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
(Attributed to B.G., Gill Bates)

Linux Quotes 160

We are Pentium of Borg. Division is futile. You will be approximated.
(seen in someone's .signature)

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