I bought a EL0 2216 touch screen.
I downloaded a 32 bit linux driver,
from http://www.elotouch.com site.
I read the instructions
& calibrated with elova.
I use the Opera Browser
with speed dial buttons.
Or how about a Penguin logo painted in really really trippy
colours, and emblazoned with the word LSD. :o)
We already had that one, but unfortunately Russell King fixed that nasty
palette bug in drivers/video/fbcon.c :-)