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Computer Quotes 201

You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.

Computer Quotes 200

You might have mail.

Computer Quotes 199

You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his
favorite formatter is, and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...

Computer Quotes 176

You can be replaced by this computer.

Computer Quotes 175

You are transported to a room where you are faced by a wizard who points to you and says, "Them's fighting words!"

Computer Quotes 169

You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.

Computer Quotes 174

You are lost in the Swamps of Despair.

Computer Quotes 173

You are in the hall of the mountain king.

Computer Quotes 172

You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.

Computer Quotes 171

You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all alike.

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