You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.

You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his
favorite formatter is, and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...

You are transported to a room where you are faced by a wizard who points to you and says, "Them's fighting words!"

You are lost in the Swamps of Despair.

You are in a maze of little twisting passages, all different.